A collection of short, funny jokes related to Lawyers! The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. The salesman pressed the issue, and finally the old man gave in and climbed a ladder to retrieve the brass pig.The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:One day, a man is walking along the beach and comes across an odd-looking bottle. Finally, the receptionist said, “Sir, I have told you repeatedly that Mr. Dewey died, why do you keep calling and asking for him?” “Oh,” the man replied, “I just like to hear it.”What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? Which do you want? — Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) January 6, 2016 Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.Addison Mizner #lawsuit #best #jokes — Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) December 8, 2015 What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? What does a judge put in her beverages? People were confused about which side to spit on. The rest are true stories. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" A collection of clean, dirty, and filthy lawyer jokes. "The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the FBI, and the CIA are He said 'Looks like he has a Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?" The Devil made him an offer. asked the judge. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: Their lips are moving. Mom, she starts tentatively, can you get pregnant from anal sex? The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.Steven Wright A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”"You are the lawyer." Doctor Green came over to see him. Lawyer & Attorney Name Puns. A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer. “Don’t be silly sweetheart, of course you can.” replies her mother, “Where do you think lawyers come from?” To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. "A man shot her husband dead. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. "An old man was on his death bed. Justice Prick What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. "A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. broken leg,' and then he took out his gun and shot the horse. How many lawyer jokes are there, anyway? The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 83 by now!”Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are." he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:Lawyer: "Mr. Smith, you've told us all about your injuries. After a few months of this, a friend asked him how he was doing. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange! Smith sued the driver.

"The defendant who pleads their own case may have a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. Two crows were cruising by, eyeing for some targets to shit on.


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